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"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
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The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media
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The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
Rita Ora responding to rumors about an affair with Jay Z (x)
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Bet you won’t see anything like this on your local news station.. #BlackExcellence