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"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

(Source: alanabloom, via femburton)


thatfunnyblog:

 




The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

thatfunnyblog:

 

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

(Source: yes-master-thank-you-master, via marilynto)



petamia:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!


HAHAHAH

petamia:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

HAHAHAH

(via marilynto)




t1ffanyxo:

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Ahhhhh

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toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(Source: pleathe, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)




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ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

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Rita Ora responding to rumors about an affair with Jay Z (x)

(Source: thequeenbey, via ahkayme)


waynedeargames:

Bet you won’t see anything like this on your local news station.. #BlackExcellence 

waynedeargames:

Bet you won’t see anything like this on your local news station.. #BlackExcellence 

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